Captain, My Captain

Goodnight, sir. Rubber bands for everyone...

World Wide What?

Every once in a while, your Doctor has a fit of paranoid self-doubt and believes that the Theater tm is one of the least-interesting, worst-executed addresses to visit in the entire internet. Then I am directed to places like this.

I'm much better now. Michael Steele on the other hand...?

The ticket office is always open

If there was a position of Chairman Emeritus of this Theater, it would be held by Jon Stewart.

What do you mean it's not flat?

Happy Columbus Day, slackers.

Country First

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Instant Karma

Happy Friday. We all shine on...

One After 909

Our baby, the Afghanistan War, is nine today. How is that working out for you?

P.S. Russia and Britain send their best.

Where Have You Been All My Life?

Can a dude love another dude? I submit Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC.)

Now the real question is, how long before news of this really gets out and the RNC promptly shoves his head back up his ass?

The Euphoria of Low Expectations

O wow.

Out of Both Sides of Your Ass

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Friday Fixer

It's Friday. Move your ass.

Tin Foil Hats for Everyone

You would hope that this is parody. It's not.