The Horror of Wingnut-on-Wingnut Crime

Even FOX is going rogue on her, but who knew she prefers it on the face?

See? The Yankees Don't Win Everything.

Get used to this. I sense a pattern.

By the way, Hell yeah!

The Future is Copywritten

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My Girl Friday

Friday fun day. Shake your ass.




If Scarlett is reading this, she can shake anything she wishes...

Get Ready for Spring Training

Anyone know why there was no World Series this year?

Weird.

Doin' it, and Doin' it, and Doin' it Well (or We're Off to Fuck the Wizard)

Your Doctor is never one to ignore the advice of the other medical personalities, even if they have been spawned from the loins of the great Oprah.

Dr. Oz, who follows Dr. Phil, and Dr. Rachel Ray, believes he has his finger on why the general American populous is so damn testy. Aristophanes put it to stage, yours truly examined it in digital black and white, and now the good Dr. Oz puts the topic right in your face, or some other body part, depending on what you are doing at the time. His prescription for our psyche? The old up and down.

I, for one, am liking this already. Wanna help the country? Saddle up, you kinky bitch. The spurs are optional, but preferred.

God Bless America.

Boo

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Trouble Brewin'

It's Friday. Booty shakin' time...

See, your resume is not so bad when compared to others out there...

Ever wonder what it is like to have a joke handed to you? Bingo.

Candy Everybody Wants

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Friday Foo

It's Friday. Get off your ass.

James Cameron has a Massive Boner Right Now

I am all for nostalgia and remembrance. However, thousands of visitors can walk through Gettysburg National Park and learn about the horrors of battle without anyone actually having to take a bullet to the groin. Also, I have learned to never trust luck or tempt fate, and certainly do not try both simultaneously. Now, if you take all of these ideas and mash them up in a smoothie blender of crazy, you are bound to wreck havoc on your weekend.

With that in mind, cue Celine Dion.