Dr. Oz, who follows Dr. Phil, and Dr. Rachel Ray, believes he has his finger on why the general American populous is so damn testy. Aristophanes put it to stage, yours truly examined it in digital black and white, and now the good Dr. Oz puts the topic right in your face, or some other body part, depending on what you are doing at the time. His prescription for our psyche? The old up and down.
I, for one, am liking this already. Wanna help the country? Saddle up, you kinky bitch. The spurs are optional, but preferred.
God Bless America.
