As the all-Sarah-Palin-all-the-time media blitz continues during her freak week of touring and interviews in support of her new book (while simultaneously providing the opportunity for effortless mocking and derision from a whole host of sources,) the recipient of our affection continues to pave new roads through crazy town.
That said, as one who operates this theater and needs material, please say this is true. Please, please, please...
Pretty please?