Just when I was getting bored out of my skull watching the Democrats prove that they cannot govern their way out of a wet paper bag if given scissors, and convincing myself that the idea of health-care reform was much better than actual health-care reform, somebody tries to blow up his ass on an airplane, our Negro President is to blame, and, apparently, 9/11 did not actually happen. Plus, we are losing not only Oprah, but Tyra, and Simon Cowell.
And why is anyone surprised that our girl Sarah is now on FOX?
What does all of this mean to you? A banner year here at the Theater tm (and it's an election year!) Keep your arms inside the car, kids. Daddy is gonna ignore the speed limit for a while.
