Tryptophan Induced Indifference

Enjoy the weekend. The Doctor wants him some turkey.
Gobble, gobble.

Oh No! No O?

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Free World Friday

Forget Health Care. Forget Sarah Palin. Forget all the crap. Get up off your ass and rock the hell out.





PS - These 7 minutes may be the coolest in the history of MTV. They were most certainly the last time that channel was worth watching.

An American Life (or The Modern Prometheus)

We cannot blame Sarah for all of this.

Let that sink in a bit. I know it may seem incorrect, and your first instinct may be to tear your garments and shout in tongues (because, really, listening to that crazy harpie will do that to the best of us) but, as your Doctor, I must advise you to take this to heart.

Take yourself back to the halcyon days of early summer in the year 2008. The smell of inter-party primary love-fights wafted through the air, the tea-party fringe was still trying to figure out in which direction to move forward, and the McCain 2008 campaign was dead as a Patrick Swayze (who was still alive at the time.)

(btw- the rally clip above is well worth the 4 minutes of your time. Hell, the first 50 seconds alone are worth the price of admission. "I am fighting against freedom!" Somebody find this chick, please, and get her in bed with Glenn Beck.)

During those weeks, Sarah Palin was unknown to anyone other than a few inuit hobos and western frontier sports fans. Those were good days.

Then the crazy doctor came down from his castle. Hate Sarah if you must (actually, its quite easy) but blame McCain.

PS - on a completely selfish front, though, this chick will keep us knee deep in craze-inspired funny for decades to come, so thanks for the softball Johnny Mac. Still though, F you.

Not Just "Very Effective," but "Very, Very, Very Effective"

As the all-Sarah-Palin-all-the-time media blitz continues during her freak week of touring and interviews in support of her new book (while simultaneously providing the opportunity for effortless mocking and derision from a whole host of sources,) the recipient of our affection continues to pave new roads through crazy town.

That said, as one who operates this theater and needs material, please say this is true. Please, please, please...

Pretty please?

Dead or Canadian?

Ken Ober died, and with him, a big bit of our collective youth.

Answer: not Canadian. R.I.P. Ken.

The Girl Can't Help It!

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Don't Forget Your Jacket.

Friday's here. Shake it and be amazed.

You know, the departure of Holmes did leave an opening over at FOX...

Is he going to blame this job loss on illegal immigrants, too?

The Horror of Wingnut-on-Wingnut Crime

Even FOX is going rogue on her, but who knew she prefers it on the face?

See? The Yankees Don't Win Everything.

Get used to this. I sense a pattern.

By the way, Hell yeah!

The Future is Copywritten

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My Girl Friday

Friday fun day. Shake your ass.




If Scarlett is reading this, she can shake anything she wishes...

Get Ready for Spring Training

Anyone know why there was no World Series this year?

Weird.

Doin' it, and Doin' it, and Doin' it Well (or We're Off to Fuck the Wizard)

Your Doctor is never one to ignore the advice of the other medical personalities, even if they have been spawned from the loins of the great Oprah.

Dr. Oz, who follows Dr. Phil, and Dr. Rachel Ray, believes he has his finger on why the general American populous is so damn testy. Aristophanes put it to stage, yours truly examined it in digital black and white, and now the good Dr. Oz puts the topic right in your face, or some other body part, depending on what you are doing at the time. His prescription for our psyche? The old up and down.

I, for one, am liking this already. Wanna help the country? Saddle up, you kinky bitch. The spurs are optional, but preferred.

God Bless America.

Boo

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