Monday, November 10, 2008

Wrong Cart, Wrong Horse


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Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Good Day

The horizon leans forward,
Offering you space to place new steps of change.
Here, on the pulse of this fine day You may have the courage
To look up and out upon me, the Rock, the River, the Tree, your country.
No less to Midas than the mendicant.
No less to you now than the mastodon then.

Here on the pulse of this new day
You may have the grace to look up and out
And into your sister's eyes, intoYour brother's face, your country
And say simply
Very simply
With hope
Good morning

-from On The Pulse of The Morning
Maya Angelou, at the inaugration of President Clinton, January 20, 1993

Monday, November 3, 2008

One Last Gentle Reminder


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Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Baked Alaska


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Friday, October 17, 2008

RPT Special Edition: Give it What You Got

Tired of partisan bickering? Want to see Americans truly united? Put these guys on stage, turn up the volume, and break off the knob.

For your consideration: A post-debate, pre-election return to sanity. Seriously, try not to like this.


Monday, October 13, 2008

This is, like, really Difficult


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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

John McCain: Insufferable Cock


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Tuesday, September 9, 2008

Allow Myself to Introduce Myself


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Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Saturday, August 30, 2008

What? - RPT Special Edition


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Monday, August 25, 2008

One of Us


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Saturday, August 23, 2008

Hey, Joe - RPT Special Edition


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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Monday, August 4, 2008

Living Well Is The Best Revenge


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Monday, July 28, 2008

They Think We Are Retarded


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Monday, July 21, 2008

Some People Call it A Thong


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Monday, July 14, 2008

The Fear of Which We Do Not Speak


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Saturday, July 5, 2008

Blah, Blah, Blah


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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Forever and Ever and Then Some


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Thursday, May 8, 2008

Mission Redefined


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Saturday, May 3, 2008

It's All About the Benjamins


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Tuesday, April 29, 2008

With Friends Like These


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Friday, April 25, 2008

Can You Hear Me Now?


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Thursday, April 24, 2008

Doctor's Note

To Whom it may Concern,

Please excuse the Doctor for his recent prolonged absence. He was suffering from rather severe bouts of nausea and vertigo as a result of the extreme ridiculousness of the Democratic primary race. Seriously, between Hillary praising Fox News (praising them!?!? For Christ's sake already...) and her promise to "nuke" Iran, coupled with the attacks on Obama for being an "elitist" because he dared to point out that poor people may be a tad, shall we say, "peeved," and that even though she has won less states...and delegates...and votes she still is railing away at all those who doubt her, and consitering the fact that it has been nearly one entire year since the very first of the Democratic Candidates debate and we still do not have a conclusion to this ever-expanding train-wreck....

Excuse me. I was feeling faint there with the taste of metal in my mouth.

Anyway, pardon his silence. Everything is OK now.

Monday, March 10, 2008

Fair and Balanced


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Wednesday, March 5, 2008

Back in the Game


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Tuesday, February 12, 2008

What Flavor is Your Hype?


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Thursday, February 7, 2008

Monday, January 28, 2008

You Down with O.P.P.?


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Sunday, January 20, 2008

The Hangover: A Preview


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Tuesday, January 15, 2008

And We're Off!


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Friday, January 4, 2008

Birdie In the Hand

Welcome to the beginning. Content to come...