Trouble Brewin'

It's Friday. Booty shakin' time...

See, your resume is not so bad when compared to others out there...

Ever wonder what it is like to have a joke handed to you? Bingo.

Candy Everybody Wants

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Friday Foo

It's Friday. Get off your ass.

James Cameron has a Massive Boner Right Now

I am all for nostalgia and remembrance. However, thousands of visitors can walk through Gettysburg National Park and learn about the horrors of battle without anyone actually having to take a bullet to the groin. Also, I have learned to never trust luck or tempt fate, and certainly do not try both simultaneously. Now, if you take all of these ideas and mash them up in a smoothie blender of crazy, you are bound to wreck havoc on your weekend.

With that in mind, cue Celine Dion.

Captain, My Captain

Goodnight, sir. Rubber bands for everyone...

World Wide What?

Every once in a while, your Doctor has a fit of paranoid self-doubt and believes that the Theater tm is one of the least-interesting, worst-executed addresses to visit in the entire internet. Then I am directed to places like this.

I'm much better now. Michael Steele on the other hand...?

The ticket office is always open

If there was a position of Chairman Emeritus of this Theater, it would be held by Jon Stewart.

What do you mean it's not flat?

Happy Columbus Day, slackers.

Country First

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Instant Karma

Happy Friday. We all shine on...

One After 909

Our baby, the Afghanistan War, is nine today. How is that working out for you?

P.S. Russia and Britain send their best.

Where Have You Been All My Life?

Can a dude love another dude? I submit Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC.)

Now the real question is, how long before news of this really gets out and the RNC promptly shoves his head back up his ass?

The Euphoria of Low Expectations

O wow.

Out of Both Sides of Your Ass

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Friday Fixer

It's Friday. Move your ass.

Tin Foil Hats for Everyone

You would hope that this is parody. It's not.