Our baby, the Afghanistan War, is nine today. How is that working out for you?
P.S. Russia and Britain send their best.
Tuesday, October 6, 2009
One After 909
Our baby, the Afghanistan War, is nine today. How is that working out for you?P.S. Russia and Britain send their best.
Monday, October 5, 2009
Where Have You Been All My Life?
Can a dude love another dude? I submit Senator Lindsey Graham (R-SC.)
Now the real question is, how long before news of this really gets out and the RNC promptly shoves his head back up his ass?
Now the real question is, how long before news of this really gets out and the RNC promptly shoves his head back up his ass?
Friday, October 2, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
Do You Know Why "Headlines" is Moderately Amusing? Because He Does Not Write Them.
Not to get too Mary Hart-y in this forum, but, concussion or not, you have to believe that Conan O'Brien thinks that Jay Leno is a total dick.
Monday, September 28, 2009
I Love You, Sarah Palin
Christmas is coming early this year. Can you say stocking-stuffer?
You had me at "you betcha!"
P.S. If the book alone does not provide material for months to come, the funniest (albeit unintentional) part of the link provided is the "comments" provided by that blog's readership. My favorite:
P.P.S. I wonder if Conservatives4Palin will link to RPT now as a manner of courtesy?
P.P.P.S. I'm thinking not.
You had me at "you betcha!"
P.S. If the book alone does not provide material for months to come, the funniest (albeit unintentional) part of the link provided is the "comments" provided by that blog's readership. My favorite:
This is excellent news....and I love the title.Yes, she always does.
Can't wait to read it.
Is it just me....or does she always exceed expectations?
Sarah 2012
P.P.S. I wonder if Conservatives4Palin will link to RPT now as a manner of courtesy?
P.P.P.S. I'm thinking not.
Sunday, September 27, 2009
Hazing Arizona
Maybe its the dry heat.
I have never been to Arizona, but the fact that they continually send John McCain to Washington as their representative provides me a pretty fair understanding about their ideas of fairness and compassion for others.
Apparently though, even having the Maverickette TM as your political soul-mate does not make you the most embarrasing Senator from Arizona. Republican Senator John Kyl demonstrates.
You know, Senator, I don't need to have my head removed from my ass, so covering that procedure will make my insurance payments go up for something I will not actually need, but still...
I have never been to Arizona, but the fact that they continually send John McCain to Washington as their representative provides me a pretty fair understanding about their ideas of fairness and compassion for others.
Apparently though, even having the Maverickette TM as your political soul-mate does not make you the most embarrasing Senator from Arizona. Republican Senator John Kyl demonstrates.
You know, Senator, I don't need to have my head removed from my ass, so covering that procedure will make my insurance payments go up for something I will not actually need, but still...
Friday, September 25, 2009
Dogs and Cats Living Together...Mass Hysteria
How do you satirize satire? That was a question I was wrestling with during the most recent departure from this theater, and a leading cause in the length of the vacation. I must lead off by saying that, if you ever decide to start your own politically-minded, snarky blog, you can pick no better time to do so than during a presidential campaign. You will be thankful for the endless material, and the limitless surprises that lay the funny down at your feet each morning.
However, if we all now live in a world where the absolute craziest-sounding absurdity flows freely from the mouths of the dumbest among us, and all of this is taken on face value not only as truthful news but also as a reflection of the psyche of the nation, how in the hell is anyone supposed to write anything funnier than that?
As example, I give you this (the fun parts start at the :48 second mark.) There is no way I could have ever created anything as funny as her, then stuck her into the middle of an event even more ridiculous, that celebrated a cause that is even further off the rails. This is the hat-trick of comedy. Which punch line do you focus on? How do you come up with all of this without being completely baked? Who did her hair? Hence, while this theater was ready to roll out the funny, I never expected that the objects of my ridicule would become direct competition. It is as if all the politicians and pundits decided, en masse:
However, if we all now live in a world where the absolute craziest-sounding absurdity flows freely from the mouths of the dumbest among us, and all of this is taken on face value not only as truthful news but also as a reflection of the psyche of the nation, how in the hell is anyone supposed to write anything funnier than that?
As example, I give you this (the fun parts start at the :48 second mark.) There is no way I could have ever created anything as funny as her, then stuck her into the middle of an event even more ridiculous, that celebrated a cause that is even further off the rails. This is the hat-trick of comedy. Which punch line do you focus on? How do you come up with all of this without being completely baked? Who did her hair? Hence, while this theater was ready to roll out the funny, I never expected that the objects of my ridicule would become direct competition. It is as if all the politicians and pundits decided, en masse:
Too bad funny boy. Check out the crazy shit we are pulling off now, and these people will still follow us anywhere! What are you gonna do now about your liberal, Jesus-killing lifestyle now, queer? Hey, who wants more Pabst?Well, I taught the dog a new trick. Line em up, barkeep. Daddy is thirsty.
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