To Whom it may Concern,
Please excuse the Doctor for his recent prolonged absence. He was suffering from rather severe bouts of nausea and vertigo as a result of the extreme ridiculousness of the Democratic primary race. Seriously, between Hillary praising Fox News (praising them!?!? For Christ's sake already...) and her promise to "nuke" Iran, coupled with the attacks on Obama for being an "elitist" because he dared to point out that poor people may be a tad, shall we say, "peeved," and that even though she has won less states...and delegates...and votes she still is railing away at all those who doubt her, and consitering the fact that it has been nearly one entire year since the very first of the Democratic Candidates debate and we still do not have a conclusion to this ever-expanding train-wreck....
Excuse me. I was feeling faint there with the taste of metal in my mouth.
Anyway, pardon his silence. Everything is OK now.
