James Cameron has a Massive Boner Right Now

I am all for nostalgia and remembrance. However, thousands of visitors can walk through Gettysburg National Park and learn about the horrors of battle without anyone actually having to take a bullet to the groin. Also, I have learned to never trust luck or tempt fate, and certainly do not try both simultaneously. Now, if you take all of these ideas and mash them up in a smoothie blender of crazy, you are bound to wreck havoc on your weekend.

With that in mind, cue Celine Dion.