Cool Yule Break

Long weekend ahead, with cheer, and tidings, and the like. The crazy never takes a holiday, but the theater does.

Enjoy the nog and the big falling ball, and thanks for joining us for the ride so far. More funny is coming. We'll see you next year.

I Know What I Did Next Summer

Yeah. Oh yeah.

You'd Better Not Pout

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Thump Day

It's Friday. Shake your icky ass.

Does Your Mother Know?

The inductees for the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame were announced. If you were given a choice between two bands, and could only pick one to call "rock n roll," would you pick these guys?



...or these guys?



Seriously?

Thanks, but No Thanks

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It Don't Make Cents

It's Friday. Get your motherfuckin' hands up.

I Want to Believe

There are moments when the mission of this Theater is very easy to achieve. Do yourself a favor and take some time out of your day to educate yourself on the Niburian Council. I swear to God this is real.

They are among us, and they have a marketing department.


As a tease, this nugget comes from the Mission Statement of the NC:

• To assist those who came to earth to be the teachers, healers and inventors who will usher in the 5th dimensional reality. Most of these individuals are starseeds, walk-ins and lightworkers. In this site you will find a vast repository of higher dimensional knowledge needed to help you remember and complete your missions, recode your DNA and ascend, while at the same time helping others to do the same. In addition, we provide you with emotional and physical support.

Hey, America. Your crazy is showing.

Ho, Ho, ho

A jolly happy soul, indeed.

How Do You Sleep?

Mark David Chapman is a prick bastard.

Cosell knew it. Koppel Knew it. We all know it.

We all shine on.



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Onward CHRISTian Soldiers

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