Thump Day

It's Friday. Shake your icky ass.

Does Your Mother Know?

The inductees for the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame were announced. If you were given a choice between two bands, and could only pick one to call "rock n roll," would you pick these guys?



...or these guys?



Seriously?

Thanks, but No Thanks

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It Don't Make Cents

It's Friday. Get your motherfuckin' hands up.

I Want to Believe

There are moments when the mission of this Theater is very easy to achieve. Do yourself a favor and take some time out of your day to educate yourself on the Niburian Council. I swear to God this is real.

They are among us, and they have a marketing department.


As a tease, this nugget comes from the Mission Statement of the NC:

• To assist those who came to earth to be the teachers, healers and inventors who will usher in the 5th dimensional reality. Most of these individuals are starseeds, walk-ins and lightworkers. In this site you will find a vast repository of higher dimensional knowledge needed to help you remember and complete your missions, recode your DNA and ascend, while at the same time helping others to do the same. In addition, we provide you with emotional and physical support.

Hey, America. Your crazy is showing.

Ho, Ho, ho

A jolly happy soul, indeed.

How Do You Sleep?

Mark David Chapman is a prick bastard.

Cosell knew it. Koppel Knew it. We all know it.

We all shine on.



JL 12-08-80

Onward CHRISTian Soldiers

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Tryptophan Induced Indifference

Enjoy the weekend. The Doctor wants him some turkey.
Gobble, gobble.

Oh No! No O?

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Free World Friday

Forget Health Care. Forget Sarah Palin. Forget all the crap. Get up off your ass and rock the hell out.





PS - These 7 minutes may be the coolest in the history of MTV. They were most certainly the last time that channel was worth watching.

An American Life (or The Modern Prometheus)

We cannot blame Sarah for all of this.

Let that sink in a bit. I know it may seem incorrect, and your first instinct may be to tear your garments and shout in tongues (because, really, listening to that crazy harpie will do that to the best of us) but, as your Doctor, I must advise you to take this to heart.

Take yourself back to the halcyon days of early summer in the year 2008. The smell of inter-party primary love-fights wafted through the air, the tea-party fringe was still trying to figure out in which direction to move forward, and the McCain 2008 campaign was dead as a Patrick Swayze (who was still alive at the time.)

(btw- the rally clip above is well worth the 4 minutes of your time. Hell, the first 50 seconds alone are worth the price of admission. "I am fighting against freedom!" Somebody find this chick, please, and get her in bed with Glenn Beck.)

During those weeks, Sarah Palin was unknown to anyone other than a few inuit hobos and western frontier sports fans. Those were good days.

Then the crazy doctor came down from his castle. Hate Sarah if you must (actually, its quite easy) but blame McCain.

PS - on a completely selfish front, though, this chick will keep us knee deep in craze-inspired funny for decades to come, so thanks for the softball Johnny Mac. Still though, F you.