Thursday, January 21, 2010

So are you also going to tell me that Mark McGuire used steriods? That wrestling is fake? When does it Stop?

John Edwards admitted that he is that father of Rielle Hunter's child, and that he and his wife Elizabeth have separated. Yes, the Democrats have major problems right now, but can you imagine if this assclown had been the nominee, or elected? I mean, I will take incompetent leadership over destruction of the party any day, but did he have to be such a dick?

Young had also taped an interview with 20/20 to be aired next week. In that interview, Young claims Edwards asked him to arrange a fake paternity test.

"Get a doctor to fake the DNA results," Young said Edwards told him.

Edwards also wanted to find out secretly if the baby really was his, Young alleges.

"And he asked me ... to steal a diaper from the baby so he could secretly do a DNA test to find out if this [was] indeed his child," he says in the interview.

And what does this mean for Joe Biden? Reviewing the last few Democratic Vice-Presidential nominees we have:
  1. Geraldine Ferraro - now securely in the role of "crazy grandma" of the party. Remember her great defense of Hillary? No? Neither do we.
  2. Lloyd Bentsen - used his public stage to show he had more mental firepower than Dan Quayle, while simultaneously providing the only moment of the campaign people remember, other than Dukakis in the tank. How hard was either of those?
  3. Al Gore - regardless of actual vote totals, could not destroy George W. Bush in any debate, and refused to let Bill Clinton campaign for him and seal the deal. Then to top it off, he picked...
  4. Joe Liebermann - lost the primary in his own state, left the party, and was going to run with John McCain as his VP.
  5. John Edwards - uugh. Provides Democrats with the silver lining of, "at least Clinton didn't knock anyone up."
If I am Joe Biden, I am finding the cure for cancer.